90 Day Fiancé‘s fart jar Stephanie just auctioned off a private date. You know Stephanie Matto, right? She was on 90 Day and when she got off she moved into the “selling her farts in a jar” side of life. Do we wish we were kidding? Yes. Yes we very much do. But we aren’t. She sold her gas to connoisseurs of methane. At pretty high prices, too. But then she got a stomach ache and had to stop. Again, this is 100% a fact. I know this reads like we are just smashing the keyboard with our face. But no. Stephanie sells sweet farts in jars by the seashore.
Well, now she is moving on to selling herself! Wait, are we making this up? Checks with Editor. Nope. All this checks and has sources. She is auctioning off a private date with herself. She obviously has no actual limits when it comes to monetization. Next up she’ll be selling her dead skin and eyelashes. Where doth one draw the line? Only she knows for sure.
90 Day Fiancé’s Fart Jar Stephanie Auctions Private Date
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90 Day Fiancé‘s fart jar Stephanie just auctioned off a private date. Imagine paying money to go on a date with a former reality TV star who got rich selling farts in a jar until her stomach nearly burst? Honest to god, that sentence is my new high water mark. All jesting aside, though, we don’t judge. As long as everyone involved is of a legal age and is acting with consent, do your damn thing. While a woman farting into jars is not our thing, it just may be yours. And who are we to judge? After all, we make a living writing about woman who fart in jars.
It’s the literal circle of life, people.
